Dear oh dear!

A blog friend of mine (Hey, Tracy!) does these super cute “Dear…” posts, and I just had to do one of my own.  Maybe you have one of these letters you’d like to write yourself? Enjoy!

Dear Neighbor Behind us that has a Yard Full of Junk Treasures,

      Thank you ever so much for finally getting rid of your trailer.  I mean, we live in the suburbs for Pete’s sake.  Now, if you could just focus your attention to the 3 foot high weeds that boarder my fence, that would be fabulous. 

Sincerely,

 Wanna-be Martha Stewart Over the Fence

Dear, Sweet Children of Mine,

      Please stop using the 5 seconds that I am in the bathroom as an opportunity to destroy everything that’s in my kitchen cabinets.  I really think I am “this” close to screaming.

All my love,

Your Mother that hates Repetitive Cleaning

Dear Husband With the Mile Long “To-do” List,

Please move “install cabinet locks” to the top of that list.  I beg of you (see above). 

Thank you,

Your Nagging Grateful Wife

Dear Trader Joes AKA The Best Store Ever:

You know what would make you even better? Making your bottles of “Two Buck Chuck” just a bit larger.  Just sayin’….

Fondly,

“Make that a Full Glass” Erin